House of the Dragon' Episode 5

2022 - 9 - 19

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'House of the Dragon' episode 5: The perfect match ... to burn it all ... (NPR)

Episode 5 of HBO's 'Game of Thrones' spin off gets its ducks — and its geese — in a row. A royal celebration goes off with a great big bloody hitch.

He says he'll be flying to the Eyrie, the seat of House Arryn in the Vale, and petitioning Lady Jeyne to give it to him. If the point of that is to show how people get ground up in the gears of the Targaryen Dynasty, box checked. On a show called House of the Dragon! In the Driftmark dunes, Laenor and his horseplay pal Ser Joffrey demonstrate how Joffrey got the nickname "Knight of Kisses." The hall of the Iron Throne has been turned into the welcome reception for the royal wedding. Corlys suggests that Laenor's "true nature" is just a phase, and that the realm will welcome Rhaenyra's succession, which is a real one-two punch of pure wrongness there, my guy. "It is the only thing I have to my f***ing name!" Back in the godswood at the Red Keep, Queen Alicent runs into the prodigiously creepy Larys Strong (son of Lord Lyonel, brother to Harwyn Strong, who's turned up a couple times on the show, and who's gonna be hopping a few rungs up the call sheet next week). says Laenor, which only serves to make us imagine the endless string of disappointed and frustrated geese that have had to put up with Laenor's yeomanlike ministrations. The show takes this as the first of several opportunities to direct our attention to the king's less-than-robust health (drink!). A coughing, wheezing king (drink!) is greeted by Corlys, who steps off the Driftwood Throne to bend the knee. This recap of House of the Dragon's fifth episode contains spoilers for ...

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House of the Dragon Episode 5 Better Find Some Dragons, Now (Esquire.com)

It's Episode Five and our three hopeful suitors—Prince Daemon, Ser Criston Cole, and Laenor Velaryon—are agitated and restless. Despite being her uncle, Daemon ...

Ser Criston later goes out to the Weirwood tree in the garden to put a knife in his belly and end his life out of embarrassment (?!?!?!). [Lord of the Rings](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40982398/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-what-to-know/)—the creepy man who whispers evils into the king of Rohan's ears. Some of the Royces are suspicious, since Daemon is supposed to inherit some land following her death. [Bachelorette-like journey](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a41132598/house-of-the-dragon-episode-4-recap/) for the hand of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen. Daemon's estranged wife, whom he slandered by calling her a "bronze bitch" in front of the king's council back in [Episode One](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40902402/house-of-the-dragon-episode-1-recap/)? Lady Rhea continues to chide a silent Daemon for being "cast aside in the favor of a little girl"—when she realizes that her husband is actually here to kill her. Riding her horse in the Vale, a hooded Daemon appears before her, like Anakin Skywalker in [Star Wars](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a34941839/new-star-wars-shows-on-disney-plus-2021-2022/) right before he kills all the younglings. He's also the son of Lionel Strong, the former Master of Laws and newly appointed Hand of the King. And still, there have only been a couple of transition scenes with dragons since the Crabfeeder was killed in [Episode Three](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40911484/house-of-the-dragon-episode-3-recap/). Daemon scares the horse, Rhea takes a brutal fall to the ground, and she's crushed by the large animal. Martin](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40966786/george-rr-martin-star-wars/)'s massive historical tome on the history of Westeros. [Fire & Blood](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40956954/house-of-the-dragon-got-prequel-vs-book/), the novel that [House of the Dragon](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40897130/house-of-the-dragon-hbo-release-schedule/) is based on, may recall that everything that's happened over these past five episodes so far has only covered around 30 pages of [George R.R.

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House of the Dragon Episode 5 Review: We Light the Way (Den of Geek US)

As a visual document, the TV series must depict certain moments onscreen almost by definition. It must show something rather than leaving it to the annals of ...

Even the betrothed’s respective families get in on the deal-making spirit as Viserys (Paddy Considine) and Corlys Velaryon (Steve Toussaint) come to a successional compromise that makes sense to them. Laenor is similarly acting as a rational actor and behaving in his best interests in the realm’s. Ultimately, House of the Dragon opts to pick a side in two events that could have been left up to interpretation. The middle portion of “We Light the Way” features many moments that choose a storytelling lane and ultimately enrich it by doing so. Not to harp on the books once again (though harping is kind of my default state) but in Martin’s continuity, Ser Criston kills Ser Joffrey Lonmouth at a tourney to celebrate Ser Laenor and Princess Rhaenyra’s wedding. The scenes in which Rhaenyra and Laenor come to an understanding are immensely satisfying – not only because Rhaenyra breaks down the complexities of human sexuality to preferring roast duck over goose – but because they feature two characters properly playing the game of thrones. Speaking of myths, the other disappointing aspect of “We Light the Way” is its treatment of Ser Criston Cole (Fabian Frankel) and how it clarifies the myth of his role in these historical events. That’s not to say the episode is a disaster, far from it really. “We Light the Way” puts events onscreen that were “offscreen” in Martin’s world and the way it chooses to depict them ends up putting its viewers’ imagination to waste. This marks our first trip to the Vale in quite some time within the Game of Thrones universe. That’s what makes House of the Dragon such a challenging proposition as an adaptation. That’s by design as the book is written as a historical document from the perspective of multiple conflicting sources.

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'House of the Dragon' closes a chapter, but not before touching on a ... (CNN)

Milly Alcock, Fabien Frankel in 'House of the Dragon.' Ollie Upton/HBO. Editor's Note: The following contains spoilers about the fifth episode of “House ...

How that story unfolds could potentially offset or soften this latest turn of events in the eyes of those who would criticize it. When the event chaotically erupts in violence a short while later, Criston is on top of Joffrey, brutally pounding him to death during the melee. Still, introducing the relationship between Laenor and Joffrey only to dispatch the latter so quickly and horribly almost immediately prompted questions on Twitter on Sunday night about whether the “Bury Your Gays” trope applies here. Rhaenyra, meanwhile, had been dallying with a knight of her own, Ser Criston Cole (Fabien Frankel). (The series plays on HBO, which, like CNN, is a unit of Warner Bros. Given that, the “Game of Thrones” prequel potentially waded into controversy with its most recent episode, subtitled “We Light the Way,” which again demonstrated, among other things, that in Westeros not much good ever happens at weddings.

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'House of the Dragon' Episode 5 Recap: Royal Wedding Season (CNET)

The tensions within House Targaryen escalated in Sunday's episode. Queen Alicent is now dealing with the political implications of Rhaenyra scheming to get Otto ...

"Ser Laenor is quite dear to me, as I know the princess is to you. Next up to congratulate the royals is a lord from House Royce. "I've always feared the day you'd have to marry a woman, and now it comes," the chap says. Daemon calls it a tragic accident, but Ser Royce accuses Daemon of being the culprit. Queen Alicent is watching the commotion from the balcony of her chambers. Strong keeps rambling sycophantically about being glad that Rhaenyra is well enough to sail to Driftmark, but the implication of his revelation was clearly grasped by the Queen. Viserys and the new Hand of the King exchange concerned glances. "The time is coming, Alicent. "The King will die. We've heard a few references to Daemon Targaryen's wife – Rhea Royce, or "the bronze bitch" as Daemon calls her – but we've never actually met her. With a backdrop of pouring rain, as with all good farewells, she tells her father that she regrets the King's decision to expel him. After being dismissed as Hand of the King in the final moments of episode 4, Otto Hightower is on the way out of King's Landing.

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'House of the Dragon' Episode 5 Shows Why Weddings Should Be ... (IndieWire)

The nuptials of Rhaenyra Targaryen (Milly Alcock) and Laenor Velaryon (Theo Nate) take a sharp, bloody turn.

It’s a shame because Laenor and Rhaenyra’s arrangement was as promising and progressive as things get in Westeros, even centuries later; she accepts his sexuality and he accepts her colorful history, and they agree to live and let live while performing the requisite duties of the crown and their houses. Indeed, one could argue that “House of the Dragon” shows its more primitive society’s values in this scene; Joffrey is barely wiped off the floor before the marriage proceeds and everyone acts like a knight didn’t commit murder while people were barely done with dinner. The events in “House of the Dragon” took place long before any of this, evidencing Westeros’ long history of savage marriage festivities. Martin’s “Fire & Blood](https://www.indiewire.com/2022/08/house-of-the-dragon-fire-and-blood-book-what-happens-1234749701/),” but almost all of them are between direct siblings. But the citizens of Westeros are no better; over the course of “Thrones” and now “Dragon,” it looks like weddings are the top chosen occasion for violent, vengeful murder. The young and decidedly not in love couple are barely even related, a victory in all seven kingdoms, but their nuptials were far from uneventful, and not in a good way.

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