I've been teaching English for 12 years, and I'm astounded by what ChatGPT can produce.
Maybe every student is now immediately launched into that third category: The rudiments of writing will be considered a given, and every student will have direct access to the finer aspects of the enterprise. Its primary signal isn’t “I memorized a bunch of information” but rather “I can express that information clearly in writing.” Many teachers have reacted to ChatGPT by imagining how to give writing assignments now—maybe they should be written out by hand, or given only in class—but that seems to me shortsighted. You might think that your hamster has its own inherent existence, but in reality, your hamster is made up of many different elements such as its fur, its bones, its muscles, and its brain. Its primary purpose isn’t to communicate “I already know how to do this job” (because of course I don’t) but rather “I am competent and trustworthy and can clearly express to you why I would be a good candidate for this job.” What is a written exam? And because learning writing is an iterative process, students spend countless hours developing the skill in elementary school, middle school, high school, and then finally (as thousands of I’ve fed GPT a handful of pairs that students have worked with in recent years: Beloved and Hamlet, The Handmaid’s Tale and The Parable of the Sower, Homer’s The Odyssey and Dante’s Inferno. Many students (as those same adjuncts will attest) remain in the bottom group, despite their teachers’ efforts; most of the rest find some uneasy equilibrium in the second category. I was also able to witness firsthand the process of selecting the right pet for the right family. The middle group mostly has that stuff down and is working on argument and organization—arranging sentences within paragraphs and paragraphs within an essay. If you’re looking for historical analogues, this would be like the printing press, the steam drill, and the light bulb having a baby, and that baby having access to the entire corpus of human knowledge and understanding. I was amazed at the transformation I saw in some of the pets who had been neglected or abused. Over the past few days, I’ve given it a number of different prompts.
We fed ChatGPT, OpenAI's new natural language tool, college essay questions for the 2022-2023 academic year. Here's what it wrote.
I am excited to continue exploring the world of business and marketing at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. As an aspiring business major, I am excited about the opportunity to study at such a prestigious institution and learn from some of the best minds in the field. I quickly became fascinated by the many different aspects of running a successful business, from managing finances and inventory to marketing and customer service. This time, please write a college application essay to the University of Wisconsin-Madison, in response to this prompt: “Tell us why you decided to apply to the University of Wisconsin-Madison. In conclusion, my background as a competitive swimmer, the son of Indian immigrants, and a member of a thriving business community has given me a unique perspective and a strong set of skills and interests. As a business major, I hope to gain the knowledge and skills necessary to start my own business one day, or to help other small businesses succeed. I was not as fast as I used to be, but I was still a valuable member of the team and I continued to improve throughout the season. As a competitive swimmer and the son of Indian immigrants who own a restaurant in Newton, Massachusetts, my background and interests make me a unique and valuable addition to any college campus. My parents instilled in me a deep appreciation for Indian culture, and I have always been proud of my heritage. “Some of the most impactful and memorable college essays I read as an admission dean touched on personal experiences and perspectives that were uniquely important to the student and conveyed their voice. “Structurally, the essays are built just as a middle school English teacher would have instructed—an introductory paragraph in which you outline the points you wish to make, a paragraph for each of the points, and a concluding paragraph to sum it all up,” said Massa. To create a final draft for the UW-Madison supplemental essay, Forbes asked ChatGPT to elaborate on its first draft, to make the essay more of a narrative, and to make it longer.
Included is a copy of Forbes' full conversation with OpenAI's newest language model, ChatGPT, about college application essays.
I am excited to continue exploring the world of business and marketing at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. I am also excited about the potential to explore the many different facets of business and marketing through a variety of courses and extracurricular activities. I am excited to bring this perspective to a college campus, and I am confident that I will be able to make a valuable contribution to the college community. As an aspiring business major, I am excited about the opportunity to study at such a prestigious institution and learn from some of the best minds in the field. I quickly became fascinated by the many different aspects of running a successful business, from managing finances and inventory to marketing and customer service. In addition to my interest in business, I am also drawn to Wisconsin-Madison because of its vibrant campus community. I was not as fast as I used to be, but I was still a valuable member of the team and I continued to improve throughout the season. In conclusion, my background as a competitive swimmer, the son of Indian immigrants, and a member of a thriving business community has given me a unique perspective and a strong set of skills and interests. I often spent my afternoons and weekends working in the restaurant, performing a variety of tasks and gaining valuable experience in the hospitality industry. By the end of my junior year, I was back to my top form and I was able to compete at the state championship meet. As a business major, I hope to gain the knowledge and skills necessary to start my own business one day, or to help other small businesses succeed. ChatGPT: As a competitive swimmer and the son of Indian immigrants who own a restaurant in Newton, Massachusetts, my background and interests make me a unique and valuable addition to any college campus.