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"I'm not gonna drink. I'm not getting turnt for the orchestra."

As always, we rely on you to overhear the good stuff and send it our way. This is the holy grail right here!” (To the patient) See this scanner? sometimes when I see a bird bath I get in it.” Three friends are exiting the Braddock Road Metro. Check out the archives [here](/topic/overheard-in-d-c/).